Dearest Christopher,

I am kidnapping your sister Payton and your mother. I'm taking them to a spa where they will be pampered beyond their wildest dreams and indulge in some incredibly decadent treats. I'm hoping it will be an enjoyable experience for both of them as well as a relaxing one for me. That, and I'm going to try to get them to reveal all sorts of embarrassing stories about you.

♥
L.